Quick—What Time Is It!?

Time

It’s complicated

Chronos & Kairos

Distension

Maths

Noumena & Phenomena

Space & Time?

Space-Time

🤯

Forget definitions

Let’s try abstractions!

Clocks

Calendars

Time zones

Datetime libraries

Do not write your own datetime library

"I wonder if this is by design or by accident."

— R. David Murray

Do not assume that the network is reliable

Electricity: Like the Internet but worse

Distortions? In my spacetime field?

It’s more common than you think.

Time

It’s complicated